You know how everyone always answers the “How are you doing?” question with variations on one basic response?  Well I came up with a new one…

Next time somebody comes up to me and says “Hey Chris, how’s your day going?” I’m going to say “Well, Tom, today I had to pry my car door open with an ice pick.”

Then maybe later on I’ll run into Judy, and she’ll be all “Yo Chris! Wattup dog?! How’s life treatin’ you?” And I’ll be all, “Well Judy…it’s funny you should ask. This morning I had to scrape ice off the inside of my windshield. So if you happen to run into life today, tell him I’m lookin’ for him.”

It just feels good to be able to give different answers than the typical “great thanks” that everybody always gives.

But seriously, what happened here?  I’m starting to think that at some point Iowa made a deal with the devil and apparently it’s time to pay the piper.  The evil one is calling in all his debts.

And if he really is calling in all his debts, then what does that mean?

Is the end nigh?  Is armageddon upon us?

Well I’ve heard that line so many times; “The end is near! It’s the last days!” I mean seriously, even Jesus was saying that 2000 years ago!

I mean com’on…I’ll believe it’s the last days when hell freezes ov…

oh shoot.